BLEACH
Drabbles
a budding shinigami's experiences with the examination process for vice-captaincy
on the care and preservation of items of particular value

rules are what makes soul society go 'round
rules are what keeps soul society afloat

One-Shot
white room
there is a girl in ichigo's mirror. [ichigo, rukia // au]

Comics [CAPSLOCK BLEACH]
1. The Ups and Downs of Ichigoland
2. Sharing is Caring
3. For Great Justice!
4. The Sekrit Life of Kuchiki-Taichou
5. The Bankai Files: Part 1
6. The Ballad of Shirochan and Gin
7. Pride
8. How Aizen Chose his Minions



STAR TREK XI
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
It has been 506 hours since the malfunctioning android, designation Spock, went on the run from the House of Sarek. In Riverside, Iowa, Spock is approached by Jim Kirk to fix his house. In time, the house will be flooded, a fire will be averted, and Kirk will attempt to abseil down a quarry. But most importantly, Amanda has been gone for 530 hours. [Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Sarek // au, gen]
Written for startrekbigbang, round 1, 2009.

More coming?

do androids dream of electric sheep?
[COMMENTARY]
[Original fic]

So, I felt like writing a fic commentary. Here it is. =)

Title: do androids dream of electric sheep?
Author: eatsyourface
Beta(s): ebontane, wintersjuly, liraniel
Artist: elanorofcastile
Fanmixer: jehnt
Series: STXI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Sarek/Amanda
Rating: PG
Word Count: 20400
Warnings: AU. Off-screen death.
Disclaimer: All entities portrayed within belong to their respective copyright owners, producers, directors, actors, writer, et al. I am making no money off this and have no plans to do so. I mean no offense to the natives and residents of Nebraska, whom I am sure are fine, intelligent people with many wonderful things to say about the state.
Author's Note(s): Just to reiterate thanks; to ebontane, wintersjuly and liraniel for reading through this and picking apart everything, as well as googling distances and towns for me when my net was dying. Heaps of thanks to Paul for acting as tech-guy. Thanks to jehnt for this piece to do an awesome fanmix, and elanorofcastile for some gorgeous art.
Title hijacked from the novel of the same name by Phillip K. Dick.
Resource: The Vulcan Language Dictionary (VLD)
Summary: It has been 506 hours since the malfunctioning android, designation Spock, went on the run from the House of Sarek. In Riverside, Iowa, Spock is approached by Jim Kirk to fix his house. In time, the house will be flooded, a fire will be averted, and Kirk will attempt to abseil down a quarry. But most importantly, Amanda has been gone for 530 hours. [AU, gen] Written for startrekbigbang, round 1, 2009.

fic | art | mix

[Apologies: links for mix will arrive soon.]

Title: white room
Author: eatsyourface
Betas: ebontane/wintersjuly/Bega.
Rating: G
Characters: Ichigo, Rukia
Notes: AU like woah, as in, no SS.
Word count: 2700 words.
Summary: There is a girl in Ichigo’s mirror.





( Ichigo wakes up one morning and sees there's a girl in his mirror. )

Title: a budding shinigami's experiences with the examination process for vice-captaincy
Author: eatsyourface
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: G
Characters: Renji, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Kenpachi
Summary: Renji becomes a Vice-Captain.
Notes: Thanks to ebontane for betareading for me =DDD. Comments and criticisms muchly appreciated.


There came a time when Renji was to take the exam for his Vice-Captaincy. If he wanted to surpass Kuchiki Byakuya, the first thing he had to do was claw his damned way up the ladder.

The benefits of being a Vice-Captain were boundless (largely unknown). Lesser shinigami often stared up at the sky in awe, watching the vice-captains using the rooftops as their pathways (as was their privilege), flashes of black zipping back and forth. There was also the extra pay, the esteem, and the free dental.

There were, Renji was told, several components to the Vice-Captain exam. There was the obvious; a shinigami had to demonstrate his ability to use his shikai. A certain range of kidou, as well as strength in sword technique and footwork, also had to be demonstrated. (This could be prepared for.)

And finally, there was the written component.

"Yeah, you can't study for that," said Ikkaku flatly. "But if you screw it up, you can kiss any chance at getting vice-captain goodbye."

"It's either pass or fail," added Yumichika, archly. "Very elegant of them. Excellent at weeding out the weaklings."

Kenpachi only said, “What, they don’t let you beat up a Vice-Captain? Che.”

With this reassuring advice, Renji sat for his exam. He passed the physical examination, and then they stuck him in an empty hall, with one desk in the middle, and a booklet.

He sat down.

The white booklet lay there innocuously. "Abarai Renji", in black kanji, then in smaller writing, "Written Examination for Vice-Captaincy."

He opened the book.

Printed in the center of the first page (the only page, in fact), was the following question:

What is the fastest way to get around in Seireitei?

a) by using shunpo
b) by using the streets
c) by using the rooftops
d) by running very fast
e) a and b only

"Oh come on," growled Renji.

SO I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT, AIZEN'S A MASTER GENIUS. A LOT OF THOUGHT GOES INTO WHAT HE DOES. I BET THE SAME WENT FOR WHEN HE CHOSE HIS TWO MOST TRUSTED LIEUTENANTS.


THE PROCESS WAS LONG AND ARDUOUS AND REQUIRED PLENTY OF THOUGHT AND CONSIDERATION

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME...

(Spoilers for 298)